More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
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You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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