HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
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Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
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Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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