Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
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so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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