K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
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So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
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What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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