My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Dicks are not precious.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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