haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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