if i can run in heels then i can drive
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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