you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
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He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
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some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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