If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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