do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
29 Petty People Reveal The Shallow Reasons They Turned Someone Down
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.