i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
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you will always have a special place in my vag
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
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How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us