I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
i think i just lost a toe
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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