these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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