fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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