I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
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The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
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My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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