Fuck appropriateness.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Randomize
