Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
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new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
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So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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