I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
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25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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