GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
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Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
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he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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