So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
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even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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