There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
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You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
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My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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