4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
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