Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
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have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
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I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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Have fun and good luck.
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