No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
You peed on a flamingo?!?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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