their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
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My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
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I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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