he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
