i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
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the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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