yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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