wat bout pragnant strippers??
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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