Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
