Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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