I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
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i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
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No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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