So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
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Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
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Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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