I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
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Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
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Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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