Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
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You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
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The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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