You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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