i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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