Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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