I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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