The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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