Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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