im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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