That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
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I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
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Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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