? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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