my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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