why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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