wrigley field is MILF paradise
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
i dont even know how to be here
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
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white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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