so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
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We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
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The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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