its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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