I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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