I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
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She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
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As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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