he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
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i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
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someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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